TIPS is going into the crazy eighth season here at Secrets are for Spies. TIPS is a federally funded profit organization whose sole existence is to provide me with more money on top of the money I make for working. Join me, why don't you, for a trip down memory lane in the land of TIPS.
Can I say something? I love female genies. Girl-genies are the mermaids to my pirate life. If only I could find some dusty oil lamp, rub it, and a beautiful woman would come out and grant me three wishes. My three wishes? Haha, now that's the secret.
We see what the girl-genie wished with her guy-genie. She used all three wishes for TIPS and maybe a smile. That's what I call dedication to her job as my fictional plaything. Now, why a genie lady would have a genie gent is beyond me. Maybe dating for genies works the same as indentured servitude-- with someone the master and someone the servant.
Ninja girls however have a rather unusual relationship with me. I draw them having fun, they have fun, but they disappear as soon as possible. This sign was originally supposed to be an Eschereque staircase type thing, but I wanted to incorporate ninjas into it, so...yeah. Came out so much better than I would've hoped.
One of the best times I had drawing TIPS was drawing this. I was sitting in my friend's car, I opened her car door, and used one of her old water bottles to figure out how water splashes. Then I drew the whole thing in the passenger seat on a tiny notebook. This is by far a better take on the whole "tip me over thing" and was one of the only times late in the TIPS season to not have the word TIPS in complete four letters on it. Made me lots of TIPS, this one did.
I don't even know. I...I just don't. I think I wanted to increase customer interactivity with my TIPS so I made a game where they helped the money find a way to the cup. People kept asking me, "hey, young sexy man can you please spank me harde--" err, I mean, they kept asking me, "hey, Mr. Sexy, how much is it to play your TIPS game here?" Really? REALLY? I thought it was a joke, but people kept asking me! I joked back that it was $0.50 to play and it WORKED. The kiddies had fun playing it especially when I was making car noises while they maze-trekked.
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