Supplementary Spy Packet

To the cadence of a children's song:

Here are some more of my favorite things...

Favorite things...favorite things...

Lalalalalala...lah

One of the ONLY pictures I've had in my databanks FOREVER because I love it so much. So simple, so complex, so self-contradicting. Actually, this is Greg Tocchini's piece and I love every moment of it. Tocchini's problem is that he's better when he draws, inks, and colors his own comics, but he takes forever to do it all by his lonesome, so he rushes, and fucks up. My only dream is to draw something as badass as this picture.

One of my favorite moments of the game: The Sending. I wish Square Enix wouldn't have tried to appeal to the horny male audience with X-2. She may've been hot in those spank shorts, but classic Yuna can fuck X-2 Yuna up with just a glance. Though Rikku does look better in sluttier skimpier clothes...but that's Rikku. Yuna is classy. Rikku is cute and risque. Don't even get me started on Lulu and Paine. I mean, if X-2 were realistic, Lulu would've bitched out and shunned Yuna and Rikku for hanging out with this OBVIOUS Lulu knockoff. Fuck that. Pregnant Lulu could still beat ass better than emo-cut-myself-for-pleasure girl, Paine. Lulu for life, dude.

Also, did NOT know Jo Chen was a girl. Doesn't really matter, but to find one of my favorite cover artists to be a chick is kinda weird, like when you find out that person your friend has been dating with the ambiguous name is actually of the same gender as your friend and you had no idea he/she was into that sort of thing

Hiro Mashima turned up the heat with this page, panel 8-- the one where Lucy is moving forward on the cart. That one panel is the BEST panel I've EVER seen in his manga and he's had a lot of awe-inspiring panels over the years. With so much energy and tone in one panel, it's hard not to fall in love.

Side note: if you're not reading Fairy Tail, do so immediately. Then read Rave Master. No scratch that. Read Rave Master first, then Fairy Tail, immediately. If you see this and don't read either Mashima books, then shame on you for living without reading Japanamanga at its awesomest. If you've been reading Fairy Tail AND Rave Master, then congrats you're now an SSS rank spy [All three S's stand for sexy].

Bill Otomo. I wish I could go back to that lovable blaxploitation era and be black and beat ass and call everyone my brother and smack around drug dealers and use the forbidden word, "jiveturkey," and swoon women for being so many and blaxploited. Actually, I do interchange the word, dude, for the word, cat every now and then

Corey Lewis needs to animate some Morrison-era Batman and Robin so I can watch Jerkman dog some fools with his grappling hook of ass whoopery and wee Damian go ape-shit on villains for calling him wee like he was Edward Elric-- hahaha, that shrimpy midget alchemist is lucky he's fictional. He'd be soooo pissed if he went online and found this smack talk.

What's that noise? Did someone just clap their hands? Seriously. What the fuck was that sound? OH SHIT, IT'S THE FULLMETAL ALCHE----------

This is Edward Elric here. Anyone else want to call me a pint of tiny in short supply because of shorter demand? Then, get ready to receive a pike through your chest, assholes. E. E. OUT.